Death and Rebirth

 

No, this is not a post about how krappy Evangelion’s OVA/movie thingy was.

As you all know, I was on the verge of death as I was writing 6000 freakin words of pure Soviet krap. I finally felt reborn as I handed in the 2nd one today. But mah tutor had to go and ruin it by saying, I won’t give you the topics for your next 2000 (x2) words essays YET. I’ll wait until a week after for you to be deluded by the sweetness of free life then I’ll hand them out when its ever so close to your exams.

Well, looks like I’m alive again for another week. Seriously, I feel as if college was kindergarten compared to Uni (YES! Omg! For who don’t / has never (hopefully will never, no offense Aussies) live in Australia, High School is called college here).  Anywho, Johnie refused me the joy of rebirth by forgetting to bring me the game cds I asked of him. Even though I spent like 5 mins yelling at him to stuff it in his bag. But noooooo he was like: I’ll wait and see if I can remember later on in the evening, kho`h kho`h kho`h (<- his trademark weirdass pervert old man dying while high on cocaine laugh).

Alright, back to philosphical ramblings. Right, so as you all know, death is an inevitable part of life. If you didn’t, too bad, ya do NOW (and seriously, read more books or something). Ehem, so, why do humans continue on living knowing that they’ll eventually die and be reduced to nothingness (actually, you’ll be reduced to an old corpse rotting away six feet under the cold wet icky ground while nature is sucking every last bit of you out to make the ground around your grave green and lively, ironic eh?). In any case, what are we living for? Is it for the sake of sadistically bringing more of us to this miserable world or suffering and cruelty? Or is it for the sake of our utterly infinite egos, preserving the existence of a bloodthirsty and war-mongering race? Well, in Johnie’s case it’d be for the sake of being as indebted as possible to brothels and the like. But he’s “special”, so we’ll disregard him. I guess every individual has a different reason for their existence. Some realise it and some don’t.

Well, I’ve wasted that last paragraph trying to make you people who read my posts (I’m feeling like theres no1, sniff) to feel most krap about your own existence. Fun, eh?

Too bad, there ain’t no philosophical quote today. Instead, I’ll leave you with dis link and some of mah anger.

http://zepy.momotato.com/2008/04/27/mx0-to-end-in-shounen-jump/

YES! OMFG they’re killing Mx0!!!!! DIE JUMP DIE!!!! Dammit, I swear to god universal knowledge that Jump has been taken over by a bunch of monkey high on caffeine. Seriously, Mx0 of all mangas?! ZOMG I’ll even believe in god or buddha or watnot if some other publisher picks this up. Dear mother of all living existence please let Bush hit his head on the “Launch nukes by accident” while they’re doing a test targetting and is aiming at wherever the hell Jump’s located (I know its in Japan at least, so shut up).

So, I tribute half-ish of this post as a farewell to Mx0’s crazy ecchi magical rampaging hormones school-life cute girls goodness… May you rest in peace… Sniff.

Burnt chicken and the future

I burnt my chicken drumsticks today. Why? Cuz I was overworked. But that’s besides the point. What’s the point? The uncertainty of the future. Why am I using rhetorical questions? *Whistles* Why am I doing it so much? Hehe, you’ll never know. Anywho. The burnt chicken example(?!) shows that you can never expect to find the future to be what you predicted it. There’ll always be something different, whether it’s significant or not. I expected mah chicken to be done right, yet I burnt it, because of uncontrollable factors, such as sunk costs (no, this is just me being stupid and rambling on).

But you can’t expect us to precisely predict the future, no matter how hard we try, cuz we’re only human. Unless some of you cheapskates out there can do it but won’t tell me… >.> <.< <.> *Ehem*. Moving on, the future is as predictable as the number of . and , and … and crap you’ll use in a 3000 words essay on Soviet Central Asia.  Ok, too much sidetracking. So, what to do? Well, I dunno bout you but I just do my best, and look foward to a future. After all, morning will always come, no matter how long the night might seem. Unless some aliens or stupid presidents block the sun or blow it up, but we’ll all die if that happens, so no worries.

Finally, what you’ve all been waiting for! Our not so random philosophical quote of the day!

The only thing certain about the future is uncertainty.

Don’t quote ME on this, I’m pretty sure I heard it/sumthing similar sumwhere. So, have a great night and an even better tomorrow.

Irony and the World

Today I’ve finally finished one of my two 3000 words essays. Naturally I feel most krieg, as to quote Johnie once again. However! I opened the essays info document to check some stuff, and found out that the essay I had just finished is due one day after the impending essay. Which, I can only say, is most ironic. Seeing as how I worked with 50% madness since I originally thought these two essays were due on the same day (since they’re from the same professor after all), I am now infused with 10% frustration. But this frustration will probably go away after I LOL at some random hypocracy or paradoxical actions coming from my very own laughingstocks (Johnie’s prolly the only one who understands this).

Well, it seems like I’ll just throw this essay to the side (which is what I had intended) and finish the other one. Anyhow, those willing to provide me with money or the like to motivate me on my conquest is most welcome to do so. I believed in those kind souls out there. But looks like even Lenin will be pleased enough to give me a High Distinction, I hope (damn you Lenin, you better! Or I’ll unwax you, HA!).

And last but definately not least, our random philosiphical quote for the day (night, whatever):

My choosing of the light would only be to satisfy my need for the dark ~ Shiki 20/03/08

Ehem, too bad you don’t need to know the details of how this quote came to be :-”

First Post of Random Philosophy (Ramblings)

Greetings, fellow pursuers of knowledge and truth.

So, in my joining of the emo trinity bloggers, in accordance to Johnie’s commandment: let there be blog, I’ve set up a blog in wordpress. First thing I realise is that wordpress hates my header. So, any of you kind souls out there willing to lend me a few hints as how to fix that, you have my graditute. Meh, turns out all I had to do was turn off the original words. Since I had no help, expect no graditude >.>.

Anywho, here is my random philosophic comment of the day (hell, maybe even week or month, don’t expect too much).  To all the little boys out there who are ever so proud of their bestest friend in the whole wide world, I give you my condolences and a few advices. Go watch Code Geass instead cuz they’ll betray and kill you once they learn of an existence known to humankind as ‘girlfriends’. Thats right, so don’t go around killing other people’s girlfriends while trying to take over the world! All hail Britannia.

This has been a random philosophic rambling brought to you by Shiki, the maker of Annoyance 1000% and Final Fartasy, a herioc tale of love and friendship.